“ At 11:15 last night, a police officer was looking for the victim of a reported assault in the 600 block of Seventh Avenue when she encountered the man impaled on a metal fence and screaming for help. Seattle Fire Department medics were called and removed the man from a fence spike and transported him to nearby Harborview Medical Center. … he said he thought he was a ninja and would be able to leap over the 4- to 5-foot fence.”
The Downtown Ninja | Slog | The Stranger, Seattle’s Only Newspaper
I have thought about this so many times walking by spiky metal fences.
Source: slog.thestranger.com