“ GAY: I always wondered: when you finally figured out I was gay, did it worry you?”
STRAIGHT: Well, I admit that when I finally realized you were a dude, after we had been making out for an hour, I was a little concerned. But that was more about my heavy drinking.
GAY: Hmm.
STRAIGHT: This article does worry me, though! Both as your business partner and your friend.
STRAIGHT: Also, I should have put “business” in quotes.
Source: The Awl
